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A co-worker sent me a list of 25 great quotes any Republican is sure to love. I'm going to change my signature line every few days to share them all.image



I rear-ended a car this morning. So, there we were alongside the road and slowly the other driver got out of his car. Yeah, well I couldn't believe it.... he was a DWARF (or a "little person" I believe is the correct term). He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, 'I AM NOT HAPPY!!!' So, I looked down at him and said,' Well, then which one are you?' And then the fight started.....