Oh, he's "95% smoke free", Dak. Which to anyone who ever smoked is one of the dumbest things he's ever said. Either you're smoke free, or you aren't. Is that 95% of a 4-pack a day smoker? Or 95% of a 2-pack a day smoker? Or 95% of a 1-pack a day smoker? How fu%&*ng stupid does he think people are, really?

And while I'll defend the man's right to light up whenever the hell he pleases - he's 47 and a grown man and shouldn't have to sneak around - can you imagine if Bush was sneaking butts in the WH?image The left wingers would go nuts. I'll bet Crooks and Liars and other idiot sites would be on Bush like stink on poo.

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